hard to be soft, tough to be tender

Model citizen, zero discipline.

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: indevan, via shessomethingsarcastic)

aseaofquotes:

Jodee Blanco, Please Stop Laughing at Me

Yup.

aseaofquotes:

Jodee Blanco, Please Stop Laughing at Me

Yup.

fastcompany:

Sparkling Sidewalks That Reduce The Need For Street Lighting

There’s little need to be wary of a nighttime stroll though a park in Cambridge, England. During the day, particles in the surface of the path absorb UV light. In the evening, they release that energy again. The result is a beautiful effect that its creators call “Starpath.”

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WHAT I HOPE THIS IS NEW OR I’LL BE PISSED I DIDN’T SEE IT WHILE I WAS THERE

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nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

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